Brewed Awakening Coffee

BREWED AWAKENING

For people who believe “good morning” is an accusation.

Brewed Awakening is rich, roasty coffee goodness for anyone functioning primarily on caffeine, spite, and whatever dignity survived the alarm clock. It smells like walking into a coffee shop before you’ve had to speak to another human—which is, frankly, the ideal social setting.

Available in soap, candles, and wax melts, because apparently one cup isn’t enough and now the whole house needs to smell caffeinated.

Light it. Lather it. Melt it.

Then go forth and tolerate people.

Side effects may include: looking slightly more approachable, pretending you have your life together, and aggressively believing you can accomplish things before noon.

Smell awake. Whether you are or not