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Smells Like Updog
What’s Updog?
Nothing much. Just tobacco, bay leaf, warm woods, and enough swagger to make this stupid joke smell suspiciously good.
It’s rich, earthy, slightly spicy, and somehow manages to smell like a grown adult despite having the sense of humor of a twelve-year-old.
Light it. Melt it. Lather up with it.
Then wait patiently for someone to ask what Updog is.
Smells Like Updog: the joke is dumb. The scent absolutely is not
Smells Like Updog
What’s Updog?
Nothing much. Just tobacco, bay leaf, warm woods, and enough swagger to make this stupid joke smell suspiciously good.
It’s rich, earthy, slightly spicy, and somehow manages to smell like a grown adult despite having the sense of humor of a twelve-year-old.
Light it. Melt it. Lather up with it.
Then wait patiently for someone to ask what Updog is.
Smells Like Updog: the joke is dumb. The scent absolutely is not
